The Junior Classics
Chapter 17 : "Well, I never heard the like," said his mother. "Are you likely to win

"Well, I never heard the like," said his mother. "Are you likely to win the princess, you, who never do anything but root and dig in the ashes? No, you shan't have any bag with food!"

As.h.i.+epattle did not give in, however, but he prayed and begged till he got leave to go. He did not get any food, not he; but he stole a couple of oatmeal cakes and some flat beer and set out.

When he had walked a while he met the same old man, who was so crooked and tattered and decrepit.

"'Where are you going?" said the man.

"Oh, I was going into the forest to try if it were possible to build a s.h.i.+p which can go as fast by land as by water," said As.h.i.+epattle, "for the king has given out that anyone who can build such a s.h.i.+p shall have the princess and half the kingdom."

"What have you got in that bag of yours?" said the man.

"Not much worth talking about; there ought to be a little food in it,"

answered As.h.i.+epattle.

"If you'll give me a little of it I'll help you, said the man.

"With all my heart," said As.h.i.+epattle, "but there is nothing but some oatmeal cakes and a drop of flat beer."

It didn't matter what it was, the man said; if he only got some of it he would be sure to help As.h.i.+epattle.

When they came up to an old oak in the wood the man said to the lad, "Now you must cut off a chip and then put it back again in exactly the same place, and when you have done that you can lie down and go to sleep."

As.h.i.+epattle did as he was told and then lay down to sleep, and in his sleep lie thought he heard somebody cutting and hammering and sawing and carpentering, but he could not wake up till the man called him; then the s.h.i.+p stood quite finished by the side of the oak.

"Now you must go on board and everyone you meet you must take with you," said the man. Espen As.h.i.+epattle thanked him for the s.h.i.+p, said he would do so, and then sailed away.

When he had sailed some distance he came to a long, thin tramp, who was lying near some rocks, eating stones.

"What sort of a fellow are you, that you lie there eating stones?"

asked As.h.i.+epattle. The tramp said he was so fond of meat he could never get enough, therefore he was obliged to eat stones. And then he asked if he might go with him in the s.h.i.+p.

"If you want to go with us, you must make haste and get on board," said As.h.i.+epattle.

Yes, that he would, but he must take with him some large stones for food.

When they had sailed some distance they met one who was lying on the side of a sunny hill, sucking at a bung.

"Who are you," said As.h.i.+epattle, "and what is the good of lying there sucking that bung?"

"Oh, when one hasn't got the barrel, one must be satisfied with the bung," said the man. "I'm always so thirsty, I can never get enough beer and wine." And then he asked for leave to go with him in the s.h.i.+p.

"If you want to go with me you must make haste and get on board," said As.h.i.+epattle.

Yes, that he would. And so he went on board and took the bung with him to allay his thirst.

When they had sailed a while again they met one who was lying with his ear to the ground, listening.

"Who are you, and what is the good of lying there on the ground listening?" said As.h.i.+epattle.

"I'm listening to the gra.s.s, for I have such good ears that I can hear the gra.s.s growing," said the man. And then he asked leave to go with him in the s.h.i.+p. As.h.i.+epattle could not say nay to that, so he said:

"If you want to go with me, you must make haste and get on board."

Yes, the man would. And he also went on board.

When they had sailed some distance they came to one who was standing taking aim with a gun.

"Who are you, and what is the good of standing there aiming like that?"

asked As.h.i.+epattle.

So the man said: "I have such good eyes that I can hit anything, right to the end of the world." And then he asked for leave to go with him in the s.h.i.+p.

"If you want to go with me, you must make haste and get on board," said As.h.i.+epattle.

Yes, that he would. And he went on board.

When they had sailed some distance again they came to one who was hopping and limping about on one leg, and on the other he had seven ton weights.

"Who are you, said As.h.i.+epattle, "and what is the good of hopping and limping about on one leg with seven ton weights on the other?"

"I am so light," said the man, "that if I walked on both my legs I should get to the end of the world in less than five minutes." And then he asked for leave to go with him in the s.h.i.+p.

"If you want to go with us, you must make haste and get on board," said As.h.i.+epattle.

Yes, that he would. And so he joined As.h.i.+epattle and his crew on the s.h.i.+p.

When they had sailed on some distance they met one who was standing holding his hand to his mouth.

"Who are you?" said As.h.i.+epattle, "and what is the good of standing there, holding your mouth like that?"

"Oh, I have seven summers and fifteen winters in my body," said the man; "so I think I ought to keep my mouth shut, for if they get out all at the same time they would finish off the world altogether." And then he asked for leave to go with him in the s.h.i.+p.

"If you want to go with us you must make haste and get on board," said As.h.i.+epattle.

Yes, that he would, and then he joined the others on the s.h.i.+p.

When they had sailed a long time they came to the king's palace.

As.h.i.+epattle went straight in to the king and said the s.h.i.+p stood ready in the courtyard outside; and now he wanted the princess, as the king had promised.

The king did not like this very much, for As.h.i.+epattle did not cut a very fine figure; he was black and sooty, and the king did not care to give his daughter to such a tramp, so he told As.h.i.+epattle that he would have to wait a little.

"But you can have her all the same, if by this time to-morrow you can empty my storehouse of three hundred barrels of meat," said the king.

"I suppose I must try," said As.h.i.+epattle; "but perhaps you don't mind my taking one of my crew with me?"

"Yes, you can do that, and take all six if you like," said the king, for he was quite sure that even if As.h.i.+epattle took six hundred with him, it would be impossible. So As.h.i.+epattle took with him the one who ate stones and always hungered after meat.

When they came next morning and opened the storehouse they found he had eaten all the meat, except six small legs of mutton, one for each of his companions. As.h.i.+epattle then went to the king and said the storehouse was empty, and he supposed he could now have the princess.