Les Miserables
Chapter 125 : "My heart says 'yes,' but my orders say 'no.' The matter is s

"My heart says 'yes,' but my orders say 'no.' The matter is simple.

They are changing our garrison; we have been at Melun, we are being transferred to Gaillon. It is necessary to pa.s.s through Paris in order to get from the old post to the new one. I said: 'I am going to see my aunt.'"

"Here is something for your trouble."

And she put ten louis into his hand.

"For my pleasure, you mean to say, my dear aunt."

Theodule kissed her again, and she experienced the joy of having some of the skin scratched from her neck by the braidings on his uniform.

"Are you making the journey on horseback, with your regiment?" she asked him.

"No, aunt. I wanted to see you. I have special permission. My servant is taking my horse; I am travelling by diligence. And, by the way, I want to ask you something."

"What is it?"

"Is my cousin Marius Pontmercy travelling so, too?"

"How do you know that?" said his aunt, suddenly p.r.i.c.ked to the quick with a lively curiosity.

"On my arrival, I went to the diligence to engage my seat in the coupe."

"Well?"

"A traveller had already come to engage a seat in the imperial. I saw his name on the card."

"What name?"

"Marius Pontmercy."

"The wicked fellow!" exclaimed his aunt. "Ah! your cousin is not a steady lad like yourself. To think that he is to pa.s.s the night in a diligence!"

"Just as I am going to do."

"But you--it is your duty; in his case, it is wildness."

"Bos.h.!.+" said Theodule.

Here an event occurred to Mademoiselle Gillenormand the elder,--an idea struck her. If she had been a man, she would have slapped her brow. She apostrophized Theodule:--

"Are you aware whether your cousin knows you?"

"No. I have seen him; but he has never deigned to notice me."

"So you are going to travel together?"

"He in the imperial, I in the coupe."

"Where does this diligence run?"

"To Andelys."

"Then that is where Marius is going?"

"Unless, like myself, he should stop on the way. I get down at Vernon, in order to take the branch coach for Gaillon. I know nothing of Marius'

plan of travel."

"Marius! what an ugly name! what possessed them to name him Marius?

While you, at least, are called Theodule."

"I would rather be called Alfred," said the officer.

"Listen, Theodule."

"I am listening, aunt."

"Pay attention."

"I am paying attention."

"You understand?"

"Yes."

"Well, Marius absents himself!"

"Eh! eh!"

"He travels."

"Ah! ah!"

"He spends the night out."

"Oh! oh!"

"We should like to know what there is behind all this."

Theodule replied with the composure of a man of bronze:--

"Some petticoat or other."

And with that inward laugh which denotes certainty, he added:--

"A la.s.s."

"That is evident," exclaimed his aunt, who thought she heard M.

Gillenormand speaking, and who felt her conviction become irresistible at that word fillette, accentuated in almost the very same fas.h.i.+on by the granduncle and the grandnephew. She resumed:--