"What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..."
[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]
"You’re forcing me to die!”

Facing annihilation, I had no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists. That’s how my boring student life became filled with craziness and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are these guys all insane?"

Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women.

Additional Tags: weak to strong, supernatural, fantasy, funny, dungeon, face smacking, bloodlines, modern, harem, r-18, litrpg,magic, cultivation, martial arts, shameless protagonist, parody, satire, succubus, netori, adult, ecchi, sex, hidden gem, drama, wuxia, adventure, mature, school life, seinen, princess, billionaire, werewolves, xuanhuan, erotic, erotica, romance, revenge, polygamy, psychological, r18, 18, 18+, smut, hentai, comedy, light novel, alchemy, system.

*If you're wary of reading originals, I assure you that I'm a native English speaker and you'll find the writing here to be at a professional standard.

RELEASE SCHEDULE: 1 new chapter posted every day by 12 pm Est/12 am GMT+8. Bonus chapters don't have a set time, but if there are some pending, on per day is posted for 2 chaps/day total.

Join the Discord of 1500+ readers for character art: https://discord.gg/VSKzgzV8J9 (case-sensitive)

If you'd like to make a Paypal donation to support the cultural cause of the novel and author: https://bit.ly/3lU4xD1

A big shounen thank you for the anime/manga cover character to https://www.deviantart.com/kirayamato74 and https://www.deviantart.com/gigamessy

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My Pick Up Artist System
My Pick Up Artist System

My Pick Up Artist System

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My Pick Up Artist System novel is a popular light novel covering Magical Realism,Comedy,Harem,Mature,Smut,Supernatural,. Written by the SamsaraWithWords. 342 chapters have been translated and translations of other chapters are in progress.

Summary

"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.]
"What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..."
[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]
"You’re forcing me to die!”

Facing annihilation, I had no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists. That’s how my boring student life became filled with craziness and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are these guys all insane?"

Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women.

Additional Tags: weak to strong, supernatural, fantasy, funny, dungeon, face smacking, bloodlines, modern, harem, r-18, litrpg,magic, cultivation, martial arts, shameless protagonist, parody, satire, succubus, netori, adult, ecchi, sex, hidden gem, drama, wuxia, adventure, mature, school life, seinen, princess, billionaire, werewolves, xuanhuan, erotic, erotica, romance, revenge, polygamy, psychological, r18, 18, 18+, smut, hentai, comedy, light novel, alchemy, system.

*If you're wary of reading originals, I assure you that I'm a native English speaker and you'll find the writing here to be at a professional standard.

RELEASE SCHEDULE: 1 new chapter posted every day by 12 pm Est/12 am GMT+8. Bonus chapters don't have a set time, but if there are some pending, on per day is posted for 2 chaps/day total.

Join the Discord of 1500+ readers for character art: https://discord.gg/VSKzgzV8J9 (case-sensitive)

If you'd like to make a Paypal donation to support the cultural cause of the novel and author: https://bit.ly/3lU4xD1

A big shounen thank you for the anime/manga cover character to https://www.deviantart.com/kirayamato74 and https://www.deviantart.com/gigamessy

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  • SirGreatsage 4

    Why tf does this have a harem tag,i aint gonna poison this one ,ull go ahead

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  • Ken_27 17

    Even the fking system has a harem

    Reply
  • Defying_Demon 2

    Great ... POV era is over system era is over so now we have system's POV...

    Reply
  • Sadisticlovers 7

    I'm back to test Elyon's Poison!! HAHAHA LET'S GO!!

    Reply
  • CaptainCrimson 33

    Bro looks like Deku from... My Hero Academia????

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  • Sin_of_Sloth 7

    This one is a masterpiece. The wrong kind of masterpiece. Poison yourself my fellow degens.

    Reply
  • Niinome1 4

    I'm reading the one with Optimus in it rn... lol that's honestly how I realized it was the same author

    Reply
  • The_Savant 6

    Lets go poison test squad, going in

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    • xArchangel 1

      tell us how it goes, farewell

      Reply
    • UnDTctive 7

      Is poison bro, like all Elyon works

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      • FallenOne 12

        Elyon?!! I'm never ever coming here again. That is most potent toxic found throughout the omniverse

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  • Retnik 5

    Basically, it's Shadow Slave with a system, and don't get me wrong, in terms of quality, this one is not even close to SS, but you can see the effort Elyon put to take some elements from G3, in general it's readable, good for killing time.

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  • TheChosenFailure 13

    Two new POV novels dropped on the website at the same time, what's next "The Reader's POV" (okay that's just omniscient reader) or POV You're the Novel.

    Reply