Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear
Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear - Chapter 5: Bear-san Goes To The Adventurer’s Guild

When I arrived at the guild, there were a large number of adventurers inside.

Everyone either had a sword or a staff.

It seemed like the game world, except that there were no players around.

銆孴here鈥檚 quite a lot of people in the morning.銆?/p>

銆孴hat鈥檚 because low-rank adventurers struggle to find work. Everyone comes early so that they can get a good job.銆?/p>

Indeed, you wouldn鈥檛 be able to defeat strong monsters if you weren鈥檛 strong yourself.

Some adventurers can only take subjugation requests for weak monsters.

If the number of requests didn鈥檛 match the number of adventurers, some people would struggle.

I split up with Fina at Gentz-san鈥檚 place and entered the male-dominated guild building.

Many eyes turned to me when I entered.

Was I that eye-catching, or was a woman entering that unusual? Everyone was staring at me.

As expected, even though it hadn鈥檛 mattered if you were a woman or a man in the game, were there not that many female adventurers?

When I looked around, I saw that there were indeed more men than women. The ratio was about 7 to 3.

I walked towards the lady receptionist, who looked about 20 years old, as I ignored the gazes on me.

銆孖t鈥檚 my first time here, but鈥︺€?/p>

銆孉h, yes, are you joining the adventurer鈥檚 guild?銆?/p>

銆孖 heard that I would get an identification card?銆?/p>

銆孻es, the adventurer鈥檚 guild card can be used in any country.銆?/p>

銆孴hen, I will have to trouble you.銆?/p>

I felt a gaze from behind me when I asked, so I turned around.

銆孫ioi, a weird-looking lass like you becoming an adventurer? Are you looking down on adventurers? The quality of adventurers is dropping because of people like you.銆?/p>

A template?

(Xant: A template is a jap term referring to a cliche, like big-tits receptionist and shit.)

銆孖 just asked for an identification card. There is no reason for you to say something like that to me.銆?/p>

銆孴hat鈥檚 even more reason to say such things. We don鈥檛 need adventurers who will not work.銆?/p>

銆孖 didn鈥檛 say I that I wouldn鈥檛 work. I will do what I can do.銆?/p>

銆孖鈥檓 telling you, that鈥檚 why the quality drops.銆?/p>

銆孧iss receptionist, is what this person saying true?銆?/p>

銆孴here are no problems if you meet the minimum qualifications.銆?/p>

銆孴he minimum?銆?/p>

銆孻ou must be at least 13 years old and get to rank E within a year. If you do not reach the minimum requirements, you will be kicked out.銆?/p>

銆孯ank E?銆?/p>

銆孊asically possessing the ability to subjugate low level monsters like Goblins or Wolfes.銆?/p>

銆孴hen there are no problems. I can defeat Wolfes.銆?/p>

銆孏yahahaha, don鈥檛 lie. There鈥檚 no way a lass like you can defeat a Wolfe.銆?/p>

銆孴his person鈥檚 rank is?銆?/p>

I asked the receptionist.

銆孒e is Deborane-san, a rank D adventurer.銆?/p>

銆學hat about the people who are jeering and laughing behind me?銆?/p>

銆孍veryone is either rank D or rank E.銆?/p>

銆孎uh, this guild must be low quality for a D rank person to have an attitude like this.銆?/p>

銆學hat did you say?銆?/p>

銆孻ou said it yourself. Are you an idiot or a stupid fool? If someone like me can鈥檛 become an adventurer, then people like you, who can鈥檛 win against me, would be worthless garbage who don鈥檛 even deserve to live. For you to be unable to understand your own words, aah, I鈥檓 sorry; are you perhaps a Goblin?銆?/p>

銆孻ou bitch鈥o you want to die?銆?/p>

銆孻ou鈥檙e annoying. Is there a place where we can have a match?銆?/p>

When I soloed in the game, stupid guys like this would appear once in awhile.

Still, they weren鈥檛 the type of opponents that a hikikomori would lose to.

However, people with time and money would eventually try to get revenge.

If I didn鈥檛 crush this type of man, people like him would start popping up like pests.

銆孻es, it鈥檚 in the back鈥︺€?/p>

銆孖f you win, I will give up on being an adventurer and leave. If you lose, you will quit being an adventurer. What do you think about that?銆?/p>

銆孖 won鈥檛 go easy on you just because you鈥檙e a woman. If I lose to a bitch like you, I鈥檒l quit! Isn鈥檛 that right guys!銆?/p>

銆孫h!銆?/p>

The men in the back answered as such while grinning and laughing.

Don鈥檛 be so amused.

銆孻ou heard that right, miss receptionist?銆?/p>

銆孻es, but you should apologize鈥eborane-san鈥檚 behaviour is a problem, but he is definitely a rank D adventurer.銆?/p>

With that, I made a promise with the receptionist.

I won鈥檛 let them forget it.

I was guided by the receptionist to the practice field in the back of the guild.

There were about 15 adventurers who were following Deborane.

銆孍eh, are you really doing it?銆?/p>

銆孻es. If the quality of the guild drops because of the low quality adventurers, they should have to quit as soon as possible.銆?/p>

銆孻ou bitch. Don鈥檛 think about leaving here alive.銆?/p>

銆孖n other words, you have the resolution to kill. So it鈥檚 true that the smallest dog barks the loudest.銆?/p>

銆孫i, let鈥檚 begin!銆?/p>

Deborane took a stance with his sword.

銆孫h鈥︺€?/p>

I forgot that I had no weapons.

I didn鈥檛 bring the Cypress stick.

銆學hat鈥檚 wrong? Hurry up and ready your weapon.銆?/p>

When I looked around, not knowing what to do, I saw Fina coming.

What a good, timely child.

銆孊ig Sis Yuna!銆?/p>

It seemed that she had rushed over here after hearing the commotion.

How lovely.

銆孎ina, can I borrow your knife? I will properly return it to you later.銆?/p>

I approached Fina and asked her.

銆孉re you fighting, Big Sis Yuna?銆?/p>

銆孲omehow. Well, it鈥檒l be okay, so just watch.銆?/p>

I borrowed the knife from Fina and stood in front of Deborane.

銆孻ou bitch, are you going to fight with a weapon like that?銆?/p>

銆孴here鈥檚 no need to use my weapon (Cypress stick) against a mere goblin.銆?/p>

銆孖 am going to kill you.銆?/p>

銆孖鈥檝e said it many times, but you aren鈥檛 allowed to kill. Then, begin!銆?/p>

Deborane started running while brandishing his large sword.

I stepped sideways, covering about 3 meters in a single step. It was easy to dodge, thanks to the Bear Foot鈥檚 skill.

I got next to Deborane with another step and hit his side with the Black Bear鈥檚 hand.

Secret technique, Bear-san punch.

Oh, although he wasn鈥檛 blown away, his face got uglier. Was it because of the level difference?

銆孻ou bitch鈥︺€?/p>

Deborane, who had gotten hit by the Bear-san punch, brandished his sword again.

Oioi, trying to brandish a sword during close quarters combat, what a PvP amateur.

There were a lot of PvP events in the game.

Some were based on differences in levels, weapons, magic, or armor.

In the events where level, weapons, and armor didn鈥檛 matter, skill was the deciding factor.

I fought in such events.

People who only relied on brute strength couldn鈥檛 defeat me.

I hit the wrist that Deborane was using to hold his sword with a Bear punch.

The force behind the punch caused Deborane to lose his grip on his sword.

In the next instant, I had my knife placed on Deborane鈥檚 throat.

銆孖t鈥檚 over.銆?/p>

銆孌on鈥檛 joke around!銆?/p>

When I pulled the knife away from Deborane鈥檚 throat, he swung his sword at me.

I avoided it by taking a step backwards.

These Bear Feet are too convenient.

銆孧iss receptionist, this match is my win.銆?/p>

銆孌on鈥檛 kid yourself! The match isn鈥檛 over yet.銆?/p>

The receptionist was confused, and didn鈥檛 know what to do.

I wish you would judge properly.

銆孖 understand. I will not only end this match, but I will also end your life. Don鈥檛 think that I will stop the knife again.銆?/p>

When I said that, the man鈥檚 face twitched.

He should know the difference between us.

I dodged all of his attacks and I was faster than him. I hadn鈥檛 used the knife when I Bear punched his waist, and when I attacked his neck, I would have pierced his throat if I had not restrained myself.

He would have already been stabbed twice.

銆孖s this knife that scary?銆?/p>

I swung the small knife around.

銆孖鈥檓 sorry. Normally a person who uses such a thing doesn鈥檛 qualify as an adventurer. It was childish of me.銆?/p>

I threw the knife into the ground, near my foot.

銆孡ook, there鈥檚 nothing to be scared of now.銆?/p>

I taunted him with the Bear Hands, making a 鈥渃ome on, come on鈥?motion.

銆孌on鈥檛 make a fool out of me!銆?/p>

The fool rushed at me.

I dodged him with a single step, but his sword still chased me.

As expected, he wouldn鈥檛 fall for the same trick twice in a row.

If one step didn鈥檛 work, then I would take two steps, or even three.

The third step dodged, the fourth got me into his blind spot, and the fifth allowed me to hit him straight in the eye.

The Bear punch exploded in his face.

Deborane鈥檚 big body collapsed.

Right, left, right, left, right, left; I kept attacking his face.

Bear punch, Bear punch, Bear punch, Bear punch, Bear punch, Bear punch, Bear punch.聽(Xant: Go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep)

As expected, the Black bear was more powerful.

Only his right cheek was big and swollen.

When I saw that he had stopped moving, I moved away.

The whites of his eyes were showing; he had passed out.

銆學ell then, who is the next opponent?銆?/p>

I asked the observing adventurers.

Nobody came forward.

銆孲eems like nobody. Then, Miss receptionist, please expel everyone here from the guild. It seems that they aren鈥檛 good enough to stay as adventurers.銆?/p>

I smiled pleasantly.

銆孴hat is鈥︺€?/p>

銆孖 mean, they said it themselves. A person with my skills doesn鈥檛 qualify to become an adventurer. Does it make sense to let people weaker than me be adventurers? Of course, the man lying on the ground and everyone else here won鈥檛 complain. None of them can defeat me.銆?/p>

I looked around while smiling.

It didn鈥檛 look like the adventurers who saw the fight believed that they could win against me.

In the first place, Deborane should have been the strongest one among them. Since I had defeated him so easily, there would probably be no one foolish enough to challenge me.

銆孖 didn鈥檛 say that.銆?/p>

One adventurer broke the silence.

銆孖 didn鈥檛 say that either.銆?/p>

Another person said.

銆孫nly Deborane said that.銆?/p>

銆孻eah.銆?/p>

They intended to defend themselves after Deborane鈥檚 loss.

銆孒owever, I said that if you guys win then I would give up being an adventurer and leave this place, but if you lose then you guys will quit. Then that guy said 銆嶪f I lose to a bitch like you, I will quit! Isn鈥檛 that right guys!銆? and you all replied with 銆嶰h!銆? Then I confirmed with Miss receptionist.銆?/p>

I looked at the receptionist.

銆孻es鈥︺€?/p>

She answered quietly.

The surrounding adventurers started to gather on the practice field.

銆孖f you鈥檙e going to go that far then you鈥檒l have to defeat all of us.銆?/p>

銆孴hat鈥檚 right. All of us will be your opponent.銆?/p>

One, two, three people came up.

Apparently, they wanted to fight me together.

Still, if they were only as strong as Deborane, it should be okay.

The battle ended quickly.

I hadn鈥檛 looked at my status because I thought nothing had changed, but my level had risen after defeating Deborane.

Bear step had become much smoother, and the power of Bear punch had risen greatly.

Everyone collapsed after a single Bear punch.

銆孫i, what are you guys doing!銆?/p>

A large, muscular man entered the arena.

銆孫i, Helen. Explain what鈥檚 happening!銆?/p>

The man said, facing the receptionist.

Apparently, the receptionist鈥檚 name was Helen.

Helen did her best to explain what had happened.

After the explanation ended, the muscle man looked at me.

銆孫i, the weird looking woman over there!銆?/p>

銆學hat?銆?/p>

銆孻ou did all of this?銆?/p>

銆孖鈥檓 not at fault. I was almost raped, so I retaliated. You can鈥檛 possibly say that I鈥檓 at fault.銆?/p>

銆孴he guild is neutral in fights between adventurers.銆?/p>

銆孴hen that means that you鈥檙e my ally?銆?/p>

銆孒ow did you come to that conclusion?銆?/p>

銆孖 haven鈥檛 applied yet, so I鈥檓 not an adventurer. I鈥檓 an ordinary citizen. This ordinary citizen was attacked by adventurers, so it鈥檚 the guild鈥檚 responsibility to take care of it. Surely you aren鈥檛 going to say that when an ordinary girl gets attacked by adventurers, it鈥檚 her fault?銆?/p>

銆孴hat is-銆?/p>

銆孴hen, you鈥檙e my ally.銆?/p>

Well, I wasn鈥檛 a citizen of this town but鈥?/p>

The man seemed to be troubled as he scratched his head. *Pori Pori*

銆學hat is it that you want, in the end?銆?/p>

銆孖 want to register for the guild, and to have those guys expelled.銆?/p>

銆孻ou can register, but I can鈥檛 expel those guys.銆?/p>

銆學hy? You won鈥檛 let them quit, even if they lower their heads and beg you because they aren鈥檛 good enough? The guild doesn鈥檛 allow such things?銆?/p>

銆學hat? You guys want to quit!?銆?/p>

He asked the adventurers who had managed to stay conscious.

The men didn鈥檛 answer, and just stood there with ambiguous expressions on their faces.

銆孴hey said that someone as weak as me can鈥檛 be an adventurer. They also said that if they lost to me, they would resign from the guild.銆?/p>

銆孻ou guys said something like that?銆?/p>

Some of the adventurers nodded.

銆孴hese guys did something stupid.銆?/p>

銆孖 wasn鈥檛 lying. Then, please accept our requests.銆?/p>

銆孖 will ask you again, do you guys want to quit? If you don鈥檛 want to answer, give up your guild cards and leave quietly.銆?/p>

銆屻€屻€屻€屻€孖 apologize!銆嶃€嶃€嶃€嶃€?/p>

The injured adventurers lowered their heads.

銆孋ould you please forgive these guys?銆?/p>

銆孴here are some conditions.銆?/p>

銆孉lright. Let me hear them.銆?/p>

銆孨ext time I enter the guild, I don鈥檛 want anyone to bother me again. If anything troublesome happens, I want the guild to deal with it.銆?/p>

銆孖 understand. If any adventurers bother you, the guild will take responsibility.銆?/p>

銆孴hen, I have nothing else to say.銆?/p>