More Toasts

Updated: 2024-4-18

Status: Completed

More Toasts Novel Chapters

List of most recent chapters published for the More Toasts novel. A total of 217 chapters have been translated and the release date of the last chapter is Apr 02, 2024

Latest Release: Chapter 1 : More Toasts.Edited by Marion Dix Mosher.PREFACE The success of the Toaster's Handbo
More Toasts.Edited by Marion Dix Mosher.PREFACE The success of the Toaster's Handbook has encouraged its publishers to compile another that will supplement it and bring it up-to-date. New subjects keep coming to the front, and the up-to-date toaster

17 The photographer favored him with a glance of lofty disdain."You should have thought of that before you had them taken," was his reply as he turned back to work."We're giving Baxby a farewell dinner and I'm to respond to the toast 2024-4-23
16 "Baseball," says a Big League magnate, "is the public's luxury." The small boy will disagree with him, a luxury being something you can do without.-Puck.At a ball game between a South Carolina negro team and a visiting team of sim 2024-4-23
15 Little Edward's twin sisters were being christened. All went well until Edward saw the water in the font. Then he anxiously turned to his mother and exclaimed: "Ma, which one are you going to keep?"Throughout the christening ceremony the ba 2024-4-23
14 It is admitted that married men have better halves but it is claimed that bach.e.l.lors generally have better quarters.BAGGAGE TOMMY (just off train, with considerable luggage)--"Cabby, how much is it for me to Latchford?"CABBY--"Two s.h.i. 2024-4-23
13 "Say, bo, doan hand me no truck lak that."--_Judge_.The only trouble with a 60-horse-power motor is that every darned horse balks at the same time.BILL--"Just happened to run into an old friend down-town."PHIL--"Was he glad to see 2024-4-23
12 A tourist was just emerging from a corn-field by the roadside, bearing in his arms a dozen handsome roasting ears. A second car approached and stopped, whereon the tourist reached for his pocketbook and asked in an embarra.s.sed manner, "How much?&qu 2024-4-23
11 The great author was conservative. He had had experience."I haven't time to read it just now," he said. "But are you sure? How do you know that it is any good?""Good!" exclaimed the publisher. "Of course it is good. 2024-4-23
10 "'There,' he said as he pointed to a bust of white marble. 'What do you think of that?' It was a bust of a young woman coiling her hair-a graceful example of Italian sculpture. Mr. Clemens looked and then he said: "'It i 2024-4-23
9 "Waiter, a pint of beer and a beefsteak with potatoes for this brave man," ordered the civilian."And your pals sitting at the next table--would they also not shoot the Germans if they tried to invade this country?""Oh, no, never,& 2024-4-23
8 The silence that accepts merit as the most natural thing in the world, is the highest applause.--_Emerson_.ARITHMETIC "Waiter," he suggested mildly, "I want three eggs, and boil them four minutes."But the cook, having only one in the p 2024-4-23
7 "Gee, whiz! Isn't that Smithson who just went by in his automobile?When I knew him a few years ago he had a junk-shop.""He still has. Only he moved in to a fas.h.i.+onable street and labeled the same stock 'Antiques.'"CU 2024-4-23
6 Second, to own a car to get away from his home.Ambition makes the same mistake concerning power that avarice makes concerning wealth. She begins by acc.u.mulating power as a means to happiness, and she finishes by continuing to acc.u.mulate it as an end.- 2024-4-23
5 PHYSICIAN--"Tell your wife not to worry about that slight deafness, as it is merely an indication of advancing years." MR. MEEK--"Doctor would you mind telling her yourself?" "Ma, is Mr. Jones an awfully old man?" "No, d 2024-4-23
4 "Yes, sir," replied the reporter."And this expression, 'The banquet-table groaned'--do you think that is proper?""Oh, yes, sir. The funny stories the after-dinner speakers told would make any table groan."_See also_ 2024-4-23
3 "Oh, we called about the flat advertised.""Well, I did mean to let it, but since I've read the house-agent's description of it, I really feel I can't part with it."CLa.s.sIFIED AD MANAGER--"Your advertis.e.m.e.nt be 2024-4-23
2 ACTORS AND ACTRESSES FIRST ACTRESS (behind the scenes)--"Did you hear the way the public wept during my death scene?"SECOND ACTRESS--"Yes, it must have been because they realized that it was only acted!""These love scenes are rott 2024-4-23
1 More Toasts.Edited by Marion Dix Mosher.PREFACE The success of the Toaster's Handbook has encouraged its publishers to compile another that will supplement it and bring it up-to-date. New subjects keep coming to the front, and the up-to-date toaster 2024-4-23